Having walked all over Chinatown today in service of the Rough Guide New York update, I was very pleased to find this:

Baffling. Astounding. Hilarious. Thoroughly unappetizing.

And once you’re through with that, here’s a very good explanation of how things got just that bad.

P.S. I know the title of this post is tacky. But I’m not sorry. I blame Team America.