Category: Why Big Food Sucks

NY Times: Caged Pork Fanatic

Last week, Peter sent me a link to this lunatic op-ed in the NY Times. Short version: foodies are all wrong in promoting free-range meat, because it will surely kill them. Factory farming is so much safer. Or I guess that’s what he was saying. It gets pretty loopy at the end.

I read it, thought about it, sputtered a little and did not really have time to articulate what was so totally wrong with the guy’s thinking. In fact, I read it, and then went out and had a piece of toast with tasty free-range jamon serrano on it for breakfast, along with my fresh-squeezed orange juice. Call me a foodie, whatever–I’m sure I’m eating better than this ass in Texas.

Fortunately, while I was digesting, the incisive Ms. Julie Powell came along and wrote something sharp about it for me, and noted the addendum the Times had to print. Que sorpresa. (That’s Spanish for “no doy.”)

Spring!

victoryIt’s all over the news, so I’m sure you know: The Obamas are planting a vegetable garden. Fan-fucking-tastic! (This is not gratuitous swearing.)

Meanwhile, Hook Echoes is revived! Also fantastic. Jefe, teller of many stories, is in Austin, and I am so envious of his general problem-solving and gardening skillz.

And further meanwhile, I’m about to head to Spain, and I’ll be, by the serendipity of Craigslist, meeting up with and staying chez Heather Coburn Flores, the author of Food Not Lawns. Excellent.

And while I’m doing that, my friend Deb will be planting wildflowers all over Bedford-Stuyvesant. Check out the plans for Bed-Stuy Meadow at 21st Century Plowshare. If we had more actual earth in Astoria, I’d suggest we do it here. But we’re pretty paved over. If you live somewhere with even a little exposed earth, toss some seeds in there. You never know what might happen.

Happy spring!

Food and Politics

<I>I eat arugula...and I vote!</i>
I eat arugula...and I vote!
Good reading recently. A friend sent me an interesting piece in Plenty mag on the dangers of considering good food “elitist”–starting with the absurdity that anyone who eats arugula is branded a hopeless liberal.

Hopeless liberal Michael Pollan wrote a big feature in this weekend’s New York Times magazine: “An Open Letter to the Next Farmer in Chief.” It’s nine pages, but worth the whole read. By the end, you might be a hopeful liberal.

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Good News/Bad News

Back in Astoria, alhamdulillah. Back in the US, meh. After eating all kinds of fresh tastiness in Mexico, I’m reminded of the idiocy of US farm subsidies by an op-ed in the New York Times: “My Forbidden Fruits (and Vegetables),” in which a Minnesota vegetable farmer relates how he actually had to pay fines for growing produce, rather than commodity crops like corn and rice. How can American government praise free markets everywhere but on the country’s own farmland? File with a similar question re: democracy. Grump, grump, grump.

In good news, however, I ate at Philoxenia last night–the reincarnated Philoxenia. The old one was up on 23rd Avenue, and it felt like eating in someone’s living room. One night I dug into a big plate of the heartiest kind of pork stew with hints of orange and cinnamon, the kind of thing you’d normally only get in someone’s house, while a table of 20 people celebrated a birthday. I thought the party was winding down when an older woman got up and put on her floor-length fur coat–but then she went on to sing and dance for the whole crowd.

Well, it turns out Philoxenia maybe was in someone’s living room–there were some permit issues, I heard. Now it’s all legit, and settled into my dream restaurant space on 34th Avenue, near 33rd Street. In the years when I was considering opening a cafe, that space seemed ideal, quiet but on a well-walked block–with an apartment above, even. It has been host to a couple of Mexican restaurants, and an excellent Peruvian bar. The whole time, the back room has been weird and shadowy and not very well used.

The Philoxenia team has opened up that back room and done it up like…a living room. Complete with a rocking chair sitting by the gas fireplace in the back. Totally adorable, and a good choice, considering it’s a pretty big space that in the wrong hands could feel a bit catering hall-y.

The menu, at first glance, looks pretty spare. Some salads, some mezze. Grilled fish. Lamb chops. If you don’t know what you’re hankering for, it might seem a little uninspiring. Fortunately, we were starving, and we also knew from our experiences in the old place that we were in good hands. We ordered a pikilia–a little mix of the spready mezze, the sort of thing where there’s always one clunker. But no–excellent fresh-and-garlicky tzatziki (up there with Kyklades’), really solid eggplant salad with a nice vinegary bite but still smooth, and good feta spread and mellow taramosalata. And we got a super-charred octopus tentacle–also nice and vinegary.

Then we moved in on the specials: avgolemono soup, ideal for my vague feeling of maybe a cold coming on, plus a main dish of rooster with pasta. How can I explain how good this was? Liberal use of chicken fat (the skin was still on) in the tomato sauce gave this an amazingly soft mouth-feel, and the cinnamon was so delicate and also soft. Perfect winter food.

To lighten up, we also had a grilled dorado, and a side of dandelion greens. Those greens were especially nice–not overcooked, good texture. I could feel the vitamins and minerals coursing through my veins.

Oh, and of course we had some french fries with cheese and oregano, and a Greek salad, a virtual bucketful. All that food fed four of us more than generously, and we didn’t even have a chance to try any of the other mezze. When we couldn’t face dessert or coffee, our waiter brought us all little tiny glasses of really nice dessert wine, which hit the spot. Total bill was just $100. Reminded me of the good old days of Astoria dining. More realistically, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t drink much, for a change–we had just a half-liter of very drinkable house red.

I went away feeling like I’d had a home-cooked meal, which is a rare and wonderful thing. The living room may be bigger, but I felt just as at home.

Yo heart Astoria mas que nunca!

Consumer “Freedom”

I’m skeptical of any organization that uses the words ‘Freedom’ or ‘Facts’ in its name, as it’s pretty much a guarantee of neither. (OK, Peter points out that Drug War Facts is legit.)

So yesterday I was poking around to see who’s putting those ‘PETA Kills Animals’ ads in the newspapers (not because I’m a huge PETA fan, but because it’s interesting they’re comparing PETA to whathisname Vick, who I think people are freaking out about way too much).

And I discover the extra-creepy Center for Consumer Freedom. First, it’s a .com, and not a .org, and then you can see the super-conservative, l-heart-mega-corporations interpretation of the food debate. Our food supply, is just fine, thanks, Americans are not grossly obese (this is hard to argue with, but they do), and mad-cow disease is no big deal (I actually didn’t read this because I was getting too depressed, but I’m guessing that’s their stance).

The positive spin: grassroots change in food is becoming such a force that corporations (via some consulting firm run by a senator, if I read the PETA conspiracy page correctly) are feeling like they have to push back. The negative: they have all the money in the world, and a lot of people don’t care either way, so they will surely win.

I hate my ‘freedom.’

“Oh no! I ate normally and actually enjoyed my food!”

Matt over at Post Haste Taste blogs about sustainable agriculture, and how eating normal, unprocessed food for dinner, even if it is poor demonized potatoes, is just not going to kill you.

He has a good thoughtful essay on why the current food system in the US is failing, and how it could be better. A popular topic, to be sure, but this one works in the Patton Oswalt joke about those gross KFC Chicken Bowls, and includes the chilling intimation that Mexican soda companies might start using corn syrup after all. When I can’t get a good cane-sugar Coca-Cola south of the border, that is a sure sign of the apocalypse.